It's the G.I. Joe skydiving team! Hooray, I guess.

So around 1994, this sorry lot apparently traveled the country, performing at airshows and such. I can respect that, even think it's awesome. But...just...LOOK at these people.


















First, there's the guy who's supposed to be Zap. He looks like David Arquette sporting a novelty mustache.


Next is "Scarlett", who first of all is blonde for some reason, and secondly, looks like the lead guitarist of W.A.S.P., seen here:

<----This guy

Then there's Snake Eyes, played by a sweaty, alcoholic, beer-gut-havin' Jonathan Frakes. Just look at him. "Go sober up and take a shower for god's sake, Number One!"

Lastly, we have The Main Guy, the dashing, the debonair, Duke! ...Wait, nope. Well, maybe... I think there's a face there, but I can't make it out under that 3-inch thick unibrow and John Boy mole.

An interesting piece of Joe history, marred by a complete lack of creativity. Where are the costumes? One can only wonder...

Introducing....Bizarro Video!

Bad Acid Trip

I decided this site needs some kind of format, so I'm starting a segment. It might be weekly, it might be daily, the point is, it's my site, and I can do it whenever I feel like it. So there. Anyway, I'm calling this segment Bizarro Video. I think the name is self explanatory. I troll around, find fun videos, and you get to watch them. Our first video comes to us from a band called Bad Acid Trip. The song is called Beef Moo. I'll say it again. The song is called Beef Moo.

If that isn't enough to make you want to watch, what are you doing here? Anyway, I haven't bothered looking up anything about the band, but the song is circus peanut flavored metal, a funky trail mix of System of a Down, Weird Al Yankovic and Primus. And it's called Beef Moo. Enjoy!