Bizarro Video: Kinder Surprise

Yeah, I know, this is turning into all videos here. I promise I'll have an actual article within a couple days. In the meantime, today's Bizarro Video is from the 80's, I believe, so you may have seen it before. Even if you have, it's worth another look. This is the creepiest Humpty Dumpty I've ever seen. He's been manufactured in the style of such 80's animatronic nightmare factories as the Garbage Pail Kids movie or Ghoulies. This little horrorfest of a puppet might be speaking German, or I might be correct in my assumption that he's just speaking gibberish. Choc-a-doobie? Never mind, I don't think that's German. Whatever he's speaking, it's scary. The treasures contained within these chocolate eggs are evidently extremely popular collectibles. You can read up about it in The Wiki article. But before you do that, prepare to be creeped out by the Ferrero candy company. I give you...Kinder Surprise.

Bizarro Video: Robocop did what to your refrigerator?

Yes, my loyal fans, whenever I'm feeling productive, yet lazy, I'll post a few videos and make witty comments about them. It's time for yet another Bizarro Video, and this one's a doozy. Evidently, Robocop is still alive and well in Korea. They've made him a bit more sinister, however, in that he's all chromed out and his visor is now red. I've always dug Robocop, but this....this transcends all reason. Witness our favorite nigh-indestructible harbinger of justice as he breaks through the Fourth Wall (literally), eats some lady's chicken, then arrests the refrigerator. Keep an eye on the family. I'd assume they're supposed to be OK with this, it being a chicken commercial and all, but they honestly look frightened out of their minds. I know I would be. Fried Chicken!

Bizarro Video: Mr. Show

So it has been requested, so shall it be given. My buddy Jack asked for some Mr. Show, and this clip most assuredly falls under the Bizarro category. This is Bob and David at their finest. Insanity abounds! Crazy bowtie-clad British infomercial freaks abuse innocent women! David Cross leaves to take a crap! I give you......Thrilling Miracles.