Bizarro Video: Retarded Policeman

Dedicated Readers, I have to share this one with you. If you haven't seen this already, it's called Retarded Policeman. It involves , you guessed it, a Police Officer with Down Syndrome pulling people over and being unbelievably funny. Now, I don't necessarily support making fun of people with disabilities, but this is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time, and Josh "The Ponceman" Perry (The Policeman in question) seems to have had a blast making it. There's a whole series of these on Youtube, and it even made its way onto DVD. Try not to feel guilty as you laugh at...The Retarded Policeman.

Bizarro Video: Fenslerfilm's G.I. Joe PSAs

Ah man, do I have a weird one for you today, Dedicated Readers. A group known as Fenslerfilm took the old public service announcements from the G.I. Joe cartoon, evidently took a whole lot of "medication," and re-voiced & re-cut them in today's video. They're infinitely bizarre, strange, and pretty darn hilarious. My personal favorites are Doc singing "Bus Rida" at the window, Barbecue freaking out a couple of kids, and Albert "Alpine" Pine (love that name!) doing his best Beaker impression. I warn you, these are very childish and sophomoric, therefore it's NSFW. Lot of cursing. Scratch your head in puzzlement as you witness...The Best Of G.I. Joe PSAs.

Review-O-Rama: Mastodon - Crack the Skye

It's time for some new music, Dedicated Readers! On the block today is Mastodon's new album, entitled Crack the Skye. Rarely in these times of soulless merchandising in the media do I come across an album from a Grammy-nominated band that is so heavy, so involving, so immersive that I just can't stop listening to it. Crack the Skye is one of those albums. It moves like the band's namesake: beautiful, majestic, yet crushingly heavy. Each note is perfectly joined to the rest, the layers flowing and rich, creating a soundscape you can easily get yourself lost in. If you're a fan of heavy music, or, dare I say, good music, do yourself a favor and pick up this album. Above, I've included the video for the first single from Crack the Skye, "Divinations." Enjoy!